Jim: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Bones: No, kid, they’re softball pants, and this ass is out of your league.
hello lovely! I'm ellen, i'm nineteen and I AM SHERLOCKED.
GIVE ME BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH PLZ
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes